waiting for someone to have a crush on me....

lolsofunny:

officiallyhilarious:

waiting for someone to have a crush on me

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(lol here!)

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papaabsurd:

This nigga said skrong got me dying breh


LMFAOOOOOO
louisvu-tton:

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mraveryavenue:

Mother Ocean posted this on her Twitter account. 
slack-er:

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givexnchy:

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dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 

(Source: prince-warp, via bitches-in-newyork)

amazingphanonfire:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?

he keeps calling me daddy. 

i am a female. 

i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer. 

are you my daddy?

(via bitches-in-newyork)

my mom